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Thursday, January 3, 2013

Hit The Nail On The Head Federal Assault Hammer Ban

Self-Defense advocates aren't surprised by these statistics from the FBI'S 2011 Crime In The United States report:

Attacks with hammers out number those committed by rifles, of which the famed " assault " variety is a talisman of the Left.

Inspired by shrill liberals. like concealed carry permittee US Senator Dianne Feinstein, I hereby call for a federal ban on these weapons of masked ( deceptive ) destructive!

Given their availability and easy weaponization, we can either impose draconian licensing requirements to insure smallest possible civilian possession or ban confiscate outright.

I know our liberal sisters and brothers will join this noble cause, hereafter called, " Hit The Nail On The Head " Hammer Ban.

Remember, unlike " assault " rifles, hammers have no magazine capacity; jamming or overheating to limit their lethal potential.

A hammer can be used infinitely... or at lest until the assailant becomes too tired to continue attacking.

Friends, Americans, countrymen, lend me your ears, better yet, lend me your hammers so that we are totally helpless, thanks  to hysterical busy bodies once and for all.

If you haven't realized it, this satire is aimed at those who'd disarm law abiding Americans to grant criminals perverse affirmative action program where they become the only ones armed during an offense.

Hit the nail on the head and ban liberal politicians trying to make average Americans helpless while hypocritically protected by armed police and service members.  

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  1. You the man! Keep the great advice and common sense way of looking at problems on the front burner. If it call it what it is up front and right in the naysayers faces....stupid breeds stupid actions as in crowd mentality is the baser brain calling for a show of blood rather than a show of ya Brother! Da Peach

  2. You heard it here, folks! Hammer it home, Captain Black!